How not to advertise self-storage

You’d think that advertising a home storage service would be fairly straightforward and in truth it is. The basic ingredients are quite simple: a customer, a house, a treasured set of belongings that need storing, and a safe and secure storage unit to keep them in. Job done. So if this is what you’re looking for then you’re not going to be disappointed by our home storage service. We like to keep things simple.

On the other hand… we have come across one or two removals companies who perhaps aren’t quite as up to date with their advertising or at least the lightbulbs in their signage. Take for instance the storage for angry people and even storage for closely related soon-to-be divorcees!